The Grumposaurus Rex that is my daughter (5) today is trying to assert her will, to outlast her father, to not brush her teeth, to not listen, to cop some major attitude. Alas, she will lose this fight and in the process turn what could have been a fun day playing with her Dad into a day spent in her room, in solitary reflection as to the nature of existence and the plight of oppressed children everywhere.

~Submitted by TJK